dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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