Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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