He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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