and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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