the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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