4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Randomize
