yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Randomize
