i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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