is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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