Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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