Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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