dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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