no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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