can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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