I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
