You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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