Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Will exercising make me less horny?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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