So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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