Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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