i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
This gyro tastes like lonliness
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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