Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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