Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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