Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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