the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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