idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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