Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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