trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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