im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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