no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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