I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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