I wanna bring you to show and tell
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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