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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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