What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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