I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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