I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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