Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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