Nicole vs. Life
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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