i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
