I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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