she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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