Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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