At least make sure they are 18
Why
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
