no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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