Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I touched a dick in church today
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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