found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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