This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Vodka?
Forever.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
