I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
