You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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