I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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