A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I woke up under a house in Key West
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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