Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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