NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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