i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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