Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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