when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
