Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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